An open letter to home wreckers out there

Dear home wreckers,

Please add into your vocabulary that a man who is married is not available anymore. Don't you know that chasing a married man is morally low? It's nauseating. There are many fish in the sea, why chase after the unavailable ones?

I warn ya, woman. Stop your sinful efforts or my foot shall be jammed on your ass!

Yours truly,
The Wife