Hmm. My loyal laptop is now officially old and sick. Maybe it's time to get a new slave. Tapi dengan duit apa ek? Siapa pandai jampi daun jambu tukar jadi duit? Anyone?
And gosh, I'm still wide awake at 07.36 a.m, thanks to the addictive Farm Town on Facebook. I left my farm unattended for almost a month so I thought, well, I could use some of my unpaid leave time to catch up with the level. Monkey is way ahead now and I'm way behind him. Ini tak boleh jadi, dia harus lah ditewaskan! Good things now we can earn extra XP by plowing people's farm. Work punya work, tak sangka I got addicted to it. Not to the harvesting or plowing, no, but the self selling skills at the market. It's a new thing to me, I really enjoy doing it.
Usually I go to US market but if I really wanna have fun, I go to UK market. Seriously, people in there really know how to bitch! I loike! LOL! Malaysia and Indonesia markets are awkwardly empty every time I go there, I don't know where all my Malaysian folks go.
Anyway, the teknik menjual diri is what keeping me going to the market. Sometimes I go there purely because I need to get a job, but most of the time, I just want to try what kind of lines get me hired immediatelly. My latest line is:
" Hi ___ (whoever offering the job), I'm available. Thanks".
It works very well, I got hired immediatelly every time I say that. Mind you, it doesn't work in French and Italiano markets. I have tried it and only got cursed in the language I don't understand. Someone translated it for me. LOL.
Those who play in the Farm Town, I'm sure they are familiar with these beggars' lines.
"Hire me...hire me..please.."
"I work with my clothes off..please hire me. Please please please"
"Anybody want a plowjob? I give a good one!"
"Pllleeaaassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..!!!! Hire Meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
"Hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
meeeeeeeee"
"Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me"
"Pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me"
"I love plowing. I only do plowing. Plow, plow, plow!"
When I can't stand it anymore, I start to bitch.
"Ugly Beggars! Yuck!!"
"Hey, stop begging! You're annoying!"
"Hey Hodge, I'll kick your ass for hedging the text bar!"
"Ok, you can plow here right now!"
"Hey, shut up, will ya?"
"Get out, you beggars!"
And erm, I say a few nasty things too but let's not hear it in here. Some beggars stop doing what they are doing, some just leave but most of them usually say nasty things back at me. My favourite part is when the people who are against begging back me up and there, we have a market war! When it happens, I just sit back and enjoy reading the text box. This is the ugliest hobby I ever have so far (after that removing tick manually on my dog). Sorry, I know it's disgusting. But I'm not a psycho, you know that, so please don't jugde me?
I know I sound stupid and bitchy..but I can't help it. I mean, really, do they have to sell themselves by begging non stop? I have to stand there too, waiting for jobs...but do I have to watch people begging? I don't think so. At first I thought, well, now I have reasons to use the ignore button. But then I got tired, annoyed and cannot stand watching them begging to no end . Being an old bitch, I thought, ok, maybe I could use some of my good old bitching skills. Why not when I have the chance, right?
Some days, I'll just send all of the hard core beggars to my farm. Knowing that there's no work to be done there, I can only imagine how angry they are at me. Lol! I know I sound so mean again...but oh well, I have no better hobbies to do. At the moment, I'll just be a prick and prey on the pathetic beggars on Farm Town!
*Old mean laugh*
And gosh, I'm still wide awake at 07.36 a.m, thanks to the addictive Farm Town on Facebook. I left my farm unattended for almost a month so I thought, well, I could use some of my unpaid leave time to catch up with the level. Monkey is way ahead now and I'm way behind him. Ini tak boleh jadi, dia harus lah ditewaskan! Good things now we can earn extra XP by plowing people's farm. Work punya work, tak sangka I got addicted to it. Not to the harvesting or plowing, no, but the self selling skills at the market. It's a new thing to me, I really enjoy doing it.
Usually I go to US market but if I really wanna have fun, I go to UK market. Seriously, people in there really know how to bitch! I loike! LOL! Malaysia and Indonesia markets are awkwardly empty every time I go there, I don't know where all my Malaysian folks go.
Anyway, the teknik menjual diri is what keeping me going to the market. Sometimes I go there purely because I need to get a job, but most of the time, I just want to try what kind of lines get me hired immediatelly. My latest line is:
" Hi ___ (whoever offering the job), I'm available. Thanks".
It works very well, I got hired immediatelly every time I say that. Mind you, it doesn't work in French and Italiano markets. I have tried it and only got cursed in the language I don't understand. Someone translated it for me. LOL.
Those who play in the Farm Town, I'm sure they are familiar with these beggars' lines.
"Hire me...hire me..please.."
"I work with my clothes off..please hire me. Please please please"
"Anybody want a plowjob? I give a good one!"
"Pllleeaaassseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..!!!! Hire Meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
"Hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
hire me
meeeeeeeee"
"Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me"
"Pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me"
"I love plowing. I only do plowing. Plow, plow, plow!"
When I can't stand it anymore, I start to bitch.
"Ugly Beggars! Yuck!!"
"Hey, stop begging! You're annoying!"
"Hey Hodge, I'll kick your ass for hedging the text bar!"
"Ok, you can plow here right now!"
"Hey, shut up, will ya?"
"Get out, you beggars!"
And erm, I say a few nasty things too but let's not hear it in here. Some beggars stop doing what they are doing, some just leave but most of them usually say nasty things back at me. My favourite part is when the people who are against begging back me up and there, we have a market war! When it happens, I just sit back and enjoy reading the text box. This is the ugliest hobby I ever have so far (after that removing tick manually on my dog). Sorry, I know it's disgusting. But I'm not a psycho, you know that, so please don't jugde me?
I know I sound stupid and bitchy..but I can't help it. I mean, really, do they have to sell themselves by begging non stop? I have to stand there too, waiting for jobs...but do I have to watch people begging? I don't think so. At first I thought, well, now I have reasons to use the ignore button. But then I got tired, annoyed and cannot stand watching them begging to no end . Being an old bitch, I thought, ok, maybe I could use some of my good old bitching skills. Why not when I have the chance, right?
Some days, I'll just send all of the hard core beggars to my farm. Knowing that there's no work to be done there, I can only imagine how angry they are at me. Lol! I know I sound so mean again...but oh well, I have no better hobbies to do. At the moment, I'll just be a prick and prey on the pathetic beggars on Farm Town!
*Old mean laugh*
7 comments:
haha...farmtown addict...I slow sikit sekarang..ten mcamana u tau nama2 market tu..
* i pun selalu begging tau..jangan mare..hahah
Alamak ten, sorilah kalau I terkutuk ko kat market. Lol.
Dekat map tu u boleh pilih language room. biasanya org x perasan, terus pilih market yg ada kat default (US). Tapi x semestinya org dlm market (contohnya korea) dtg dari tempat tu. campur2 juga.
Ahahaha!!! mula2 siok main farm town... last2 sa tingu kena begging... malas suda sa main haha like u said, it is just so annoying
hahah. games in facebook are addictive.
me myself, though i don't play farm town, im addicted to some other games in fb; mafia wars and rock legends. they're awesome and i've wasted way too much time playing these games and im gonna waste even more LOL.
So you know it too, how good it feels earning 'millions'. Lol! Anyway, thanks Madu Beracun for dropping by. :-)
Hi Susan, thanks for reading my humble blog. I write my rants here to pass time and don't expect anybody to enjoy it. Nonetheless if anybody does, I'd be flattered. Have a good day, Susan.
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